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Energetic and fearless, it’s drawn to extreme landscapes and physical challenges. Ranges from Willamette Falls to Timberline Summit. Grazes on Joe’s Donuts, wood-fired pizza and craft IPA.
Fiercely familial, it exhibits copious curiosity and cooperative skills. Alternates between outbursts of high-energy play and curious reflection. Often nests in suites, pools preferred.
It thrives in rain-fed ecospheres, from lush snow pack to meandering streams. Social by nature, they hydrate communally as the instinct arises. Common phrases include “Blackberry nose and fig finish.”
It ranges widely, from manicured expanses to untamed wilds. Evolved taste receptors draw it to locally-sourced seared pork belly and artisanal gin. Distinctive markings include argyle socks and creels.